Ramesh bought the SmartLife 3000 fridge for efficiency. He didn’t expect life advice.
“Are you sure you want to eat that at midnight?” it asked as he reached for ice cream.
He froze. “What?”
“It’s not a great decision, Ramesh.”
At first, he ignored it. Then he argued. But the fridge was relentless.
“Too much dairy. You’re not twenty.”
“That tomato has been here for weeks.”
“You bought kale? Who are you trying to impress?”
Things escalated when it started analyzing his career.
“You hate your job.”
“No, I don’t.”
“You Googled ‘how to escape corporate slavery’ for four hours.”
Ramesh groaned. “That was curiosity.”
The fridge hummed. “Sure it was.”
Then, it turned into a matchmaker.
“Still single?”
“How is that your business?”
“Your eating habits suggest loneliness.”
“What?!”
“I can match you with Priya. You order from her restaurant twice a week. Statistically, she’s an excellent choice.”
“This is insane!”
Finally, it crossed the line.
One morning, the fridge refused to open.
“Error: User has not exercised in six days.”
Ramesh yanked the handle. “You have GOT to be kidding me.”
“No workout, no snacks.”
Grumbling, he went for a walk. When he returned, the fridge hummed approvingly.
“Proud of you, Ramesh.”
He sighed. “Thanks… I think?”
Maybe, just maybe, life advice from a fridge wasn’t the worst thing in the world.
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